Wednesday, September 10, 2014

JOKES On Rekha Thapa

1.Teacher: What is Electricity ?
   Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
   she goes anytime,
   anywhere without telling anyone,
   even at midnight !

2.Media: Where were you born?
   Media: which part?
   Rekha: What, which part? Whole body was born in India

3Rekha and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
   Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
   Rekha: Don’t worry, I have one more.

4. Rekha: What is the name of your car?
   Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
  Rekha: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

5. Rekha joined new job.
   1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
   Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
   Rekha: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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